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Is Jade Helm A Faux Conspiracy To Cover For Zombie Apocalypse Training?

Jade Helm zombie apocalypse training

Online media sites have been abuzz over the last several months with rumors and conspiracy theories about Operation JH-15 (Jade Helm). Why all the commotion? For starters, those unhappy with the current state of political affairs, both at home and abroad, think it’s a harbinger of inevitable martial law. However, others dismiss Jade Helm as merely a reasonable training exercise, …

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Is a Zombie Like Hunger Driving North Koreans AWOL

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It’s a safe bet you’ve heard about the ordeal concerning North Korean computer hackers shutting down Sony’s network. All those “Call of Duty” players unable to access their online accounts had the world in an uproar prompting President Obama to threaten sanctions against North Korea for the cyber terrorism act. You’ve probably also heard about the North Korean brouhaha over …

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Wonder What’s Really Locked Away In A Supermax Prison?

The poor living conditions, the starvation, the torture…could supermax prisons be the home to captured vampires or werewolves?

Just the sound of the words ‘supermax prison’ raises the hairs on the back of most people’s neck. We’ve all heard of the facilities designed to house the worst of the worst amongst our society. The places where inmates are kept locked inside a one person cell for twenty-three hours per day. Inmates held in these literal “hell on Earth” facilities …

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Human Cannibalism: Who Needs Zombies With Neighbors?

In a bizarre case of human cannibalism, the man was singled out by the crowd and stoned to death; after which they ate his flesh and burned his body.

Human cannibalism is believed to have originated before the upper Paleolithic Period, and many researchers theorize that Neanderthals and other hominids resorted to eating human flesh during times of extreme food shortages. There is also evidence from approximately 15,000 years ago suggesting human skulls were once utilized as drinking vessels. Numerous recorded accounts of cannibalism throughout history have indicated this …

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Are We One Step Closer To The First Ebola Zombie?

Are we one step closer to the first Ebola zombie? The CDC is covering up the truth that Ebola has the potential to become a real zombie apocalypse.

Are we one step closer to the first Ebola zombie? Things have gotten much worse since we last asked if Ebola has reached the United States. In that article, we questioned the credibility of the CDC and correctly stated the “Centers for Disease Confusion” would go out of their way to provide misinformation and downplay the seriousness of the threat. …

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Was Abraham Lincoln Killed By a Reluctant Zombie Hunter?

Was Abraham Lincoln Killed By a Reluctant Zombie Hunter?

Abraham “Honest Abe” Lincoln was the president of the United States from 1861 until he was assassinated in 1865 by John Wilkes Booth. The assassination happened in the Ford Theater in Washington D.C. while Lincoln was with his wife, Mary Todd Lincoln; watching a play for some much needed relaxation as the American Civil War was drawing to a close. …

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Are Vampires At The Heart of A Monstrous CDC Conspiracy?

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) appear to be completely fascinated with vampires and zombies.

The Monstrous CDC Conspiracy The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) appear to be completely fascinated with vampires and zombies. After all, they have published a zombie preparedness guide, and they also have a feature article about vampire nutrition. These two things are presented as humorous examples of how people can protect themselves and live a healthier lifestyle, but …

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The Case of the Serbian Vampire

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As discussed before, many people erroneously believe that vampires were first discovered in Romania when in fact, recorded accounts of vampires date back well over a thousands years. This is an understandable mistake given the popularity of Bram Stoker’s “Dracula,” but a surgeon from Austria in the 1700s was the first person to actually encounter Serbian vampires and live to …

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Has What Could Become a Real Zombie Virus Reached America?

Ebola could become a real zombie virus.

Update: The CDC is now reporting a suspected case of Ebola in Northern California and is advising hospitals in the state to take screening precautions; especially in Southern California where there’s a large immigrant population with inadequate healthcare resources. The story of the Ebola virus continues to develop in troubling ways. Two Americans who were assisting with the crisis in …

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Vampires Taking Advantage of Drug Cartels in Mexico

Vampires Taking Advantage of Drug Cartels in Mexico

Traveling through Latin America can be a great adventure, especially if you’re visiting tourist spots like Cancun, or Acapulco. Most travel agencies have vacation plans to these locations with everything included, as well as the activities that are popular for area in which a vacationer is visiting. However, some people decide to go out on their own instead of sticking …

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