What’s In Your Wallet ? (Hint-Zombie Cryptidcurrency)

Monday got you down? Here’s an Ebay cryptidcurrency listing bound to brighten your day.

Presenting the 5,000 ZombieCoin bill.

From Ebay:

That’s right, one of those Crypto-Currencies you’ve heard so much about, like BitCoin or our darling DogeCoin, ZombieCoin is a digital currency you can buy, trade and mine online.

This custom made ZombieCoin Paper Wallet comes pre-loaded with 5,000 ZombieCoins. You can keep them on the paper wallet, or transfer them into your own wallet by downloading the ZombieCoin Digital Wallet.

What can you do with ZombieCoin? Trade it on an online exchange like Comkort for other currencies like BitCoin and DogeCoin – Keep it and use it as a form of monetary exchange after the zombie outbreak of 2016. I always wonder, in zombie movies, why do people care about money at all? What STORE are you going to spend it at? Zombie 7-11? I don’t think so. However, who is going to have some ZOMBIECOIN while hiding from the hordes? YOU!

Makes a great gift item!

Wondering what a digital currency is? Here’s a quote from the IRS:

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is aware that “virtual currency” may be used to pay
for goods or services, or held for investment. Virtual currency is a digital representation
of value that functions as a medium of exchange, a unit of account, and/or a store of
value. In some environments, it operates like “real” currency — i.e., the coin and paper
money of the United States or of any other country that is designated as legal tender,
circulates, and is customarily used and accepted as a medium of exchange in the
country of issuance — but it does not have legal tender status in any jurisdiction.

There’s just one question left unanswered. Is there nothing we can’t find on Ebay?